DREAM BLUES

I DREAM ABOUT THE KANGAROOS
JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON ME
LITTLE MeRMAID DRAGS ME 
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE SEA
NOW SHE’S GOT LEGS, 
SHE’S GOT THE LOOKS
BUT SHE CAN’T SING
THAT LOWDOWN BLUES RED RIDING HOOD AND THE BIG BAD WOLF
ARE PLAYING IN THE WOODS
THE THREE LITTLE PIGGIES 
ARE ON THE BARBECUE
WELL I AIN’T ASHEMED I’M NOT TO BLAME
LIVING IN A DIFFERENT WORLD


THE WICKED WITCH IS ASKING FOR MORE
FROM THE MIRROR ON THE WALL
THE KIDS ARE PUSHING 
FINGERS THROUGH THE HOLE
PINOCCHIO’S GOT SNOT
RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE
JOLLY ROGER IS IN THE SIGHT
PIRATES HEADING FOR THE SHORE


THE PRINCE CAME LATE TO SAVE THE DAY
SNOW WHITE WENT OUT TO PLAY
WITH QUEEN OF HEARTS (SPADES) TO CHOP SOME HEADS
WHITE RABBIT IS ALWAYS LATE
BEBE’S GOT A RED SHOES, RED SHOES
SKIRT UP TO HER KNEES
THE TIN MAN’S FULL OF BOOZE
THE CAT’S GOT SEVEN-MILE SHOES



THE WIZARD TOOK THE GUITAR
THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TURNED TO BLUE
CINDERELLA ‘S GOT THE CASTLE
AND SAID: FUCK THE SHOE
WELL I AIN’T ASHAMED, I’M NOT TO BLAME
WHAT IS FALSE AND WHAT IS TRUE
WELL I AIN’T ASHEMED I’M NOT TO BLAME,
LIVING IN A DIFFERENT WORLD